Dirty-Talking Spades

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Based on Two Handed Spades or Honeymoon Spades, this is another game that involves taking tricks – and talking dirty! While no sexy treat is involved for the winner, just see if you can finish this game without a sexy romp!

Setting Up:

• One deck of 52 regular playing cards, minus the jokers
• Prepare your dirty-talking vocabulary!
• Spades are trump and take all
• Spades must be played with a dirty phrase (ie: I want to take your balls into my hot mouth, I like to feel your hot wetness against my cock, etc)

Goal of the Game:

• To build up a good hand and
• To win the most tricks

Keeping Score:

• The person with the best out of three hands wins

How to Play:

• Each person cuts the deck, the highest card starts
• Cards are placed face-down in a pile
• Player 1 draws a card from the pile – they now must choose to keep this card and discard the next, or to discard this card and keep the next
• You cannot look at both cards, you must make your decision based only on this first card
• Things to consider: spades always takes the trick over other suits – always keep spades
  high cards of non-trump may be good if you have other low cards in that same suit (Ace, King, Queen)
• Once Player 1 has decided, Player 2 now does the same
• Play continues back and forth like this until each player has a hand of 13 cards
• Once the hands have been drawn, the game begins and the tricks are played
• Player 1 starts the first trick as well
• Player 2 must follow suit (play the same suit) – if they don’t have that suit, trump may be played instead
• Spades (trump) can only be played if you say a dirty phrase! If no dirty phrase is said, then your trump counts for nothing and the trick goes to the other player
• The highest trump takes the trick, or the highest of the starting suit if trump is not played
• The object is to win at least 7 tricks (more than half of 13)
• Once a player has won 7 tricks the round ends and Player 2 starts the new round
• Cards are shuffled, and you again build your 13-card hands
• Play is continued as before for a total of 3 rounds
• Whoever wins the most of those three rounds is the winner of the game