Hooker Monopoly
For the couple that doesn’t mind getting a bit raunchy, you can create a sexy game out of good ol’ Monopoly. A pen, a pad of sticky notes, and some luck can easily lead to a night of exploring your entrepreneurial side and getting naughty with your partner at the same time!
Here’s what you’ll need:
- Pen
- Pad of small sticky notes
- Monopoly board
- Dice
- Monopoly money
- Two game pieces
- Creativity and a sense of humor!
In Hooker Monopoly, you’ll rename the property squares on the Monopoly board and Monopoly cards to Sexy Favor Squares which will list actions you want to act out on your partner or visa versa. This takes some time, so you may want to actually just purchase an old Monopoly game at a garage sale for $5 and made a permanent Hooker Monopoly board.
Here’s what you do:
- Assign all of the properties (Sexy Favor Squares) small sexy favors: nipple kisses, kisses on the neck, deep kissing, hair brushing, simulating oral sex on a finger, etc. Keep their prices as indicated on the cards and keep the actions sort of mild. You’ll want to use these as just a way to warm up. You won’t be purchasing these properties like in classic Monopoly. Just performing the acts and paying the other partner for them.
- Assign all of the utility companies new raunchy names: Bob’s Booby Bar, Holly’s House of Hard-on’s, etc. Keep their prices as indicated on the cards. Buy, sell, and charge for these as you would in classic Monopoly.
- Leave the four corner squares, the Chance, Income Tax, Luxury Tax, and Community Chest squares and play with them as you would in classic Monopoly
- Create a fee schedule for your earnings.
- Players roll the dice and move around the board like usual. When you fall on a Sexy Favor Square, you must perform the sexy favor indicated on it and pay the fee to the other partner.
** All sexual acts listed do not come with an orgasm. You have to buy the orgasm separately.
The sexy favors:
At any time in the game, a player may purchase a sexy action from the other player. The fact that you have to purchase an orgasm helps to keep the game moving.
- Serious making out complete with butt grabbing and tearing off each other’s undergarments: $200
- Full body massage complete with oil: $300
- Cuddling naked in a bath: $400
- Dry Humping: $400
- Manual stimulation (hand jobs): $400
- Mutual masturbation: $500
- Sex – Missionary: $500
- Sex – Spooning: $600
- Sex – Woman on Top: $600
- Oral Sex – one giver, one receiver: $800
- Sex – Doggy Style!: $800
- Sex – Standing Up: $800
- Oral Sex – 69 position: $1000
- Prostate massage (for men, obviously): $1500
- Anal Sex – any style: $2500
- Double penetration (object of your choice): $3000
- Orgasm – any act: $1500
It’s a great sexy game for couples because you get to pretend to be or purchase the services of a hooker without the cooties, potential jail time, or nasty breakup! It’s unlikely you’ll end up finishing the game.
